ooc: info post!

[officetightass]

jaina solo (star wars expanded universe)
-Jedi Knight. She is so special she gets the Sword of the Jedi job title. Canon took like 15 years to figure out what to do with that, but still! Zomg speshul.
-Due to time wonkiness back home, is 21 and a senior.
-Just finished up the New Jedi Order and is spending her last semester figuring herself out. No more canon catchups! Now we're on to stuff I write myself. *PANICS*
-Is a colonel in her galaxy's military, though she's on leave atm.
-Trains like woah to be able to kill things better. Has a habit of fighting bad guys while glued to things and winning/holding her own.
-Is 5'1" and tiny. Also gets canonically mentioned a lot as looking like Leia. Somehow I feel this should be mentioned.
-Is the granddaughter of sith_happened, niece of tatooine_doofus, cousin of momslilassassin, daughter of likesscoundrels and NJO timeline buddies with weetuskenraider. And none of them are from her timeline/universe.
-Seems to currently be attempting making time her bitch.

mirax terrik (star wars expanded universe)
-Is from the Rogue Squadron books like sixstandingby, though from years behind him.
-Will one day take over her dad's smuggling operation, marry a Jedi/the son of the guy who put her father away, and have kids that go crazy.
-Right now is juuuust about to turn 15 and a freshman.
-Is coming from four years before ANH, where the Empire is alive and kicking, and the Jedi are still "killed off" in her time. If possible, I'd like to keep her from finding out too much about future stuff, which basically means just leave the big stuff vague.
-Works at Things Reborn.
-Is frankly likely to buy anything she sees of value and then sell it on Ebay for profit. Her daddy raised her well.

angela martin (the office)
-Is canonmates with makesfaces, but veeeeery pre-canon.
-Will do a talking head any time I get a chance. I swear to it.
-Is 16 and a junior.
-Is 5'1" and 86 pounds. Shops in the children's department.
-Doesn't hate you all. But none of you are good enough.
-Has two cats, Muffin and Lady, and rooms with the girl with the wolf. Has yet to get her throat ripped out overnight, which pleases her greatly.
-Is a Christian, and very conservative. (I am neither of these things, and the last thing I want is to offend anyone. If you think Angela is out of line in any way, ping me to talk it out. No one should seriously get offended/emo over anything that comes out of her mouth.)
-Is also a bitch. (I kind of am this, but the last thing I want is to offend anyone. IC /= OOC.)
-Hates fun.

lily aldrin (how i met your mother)
-Is married to baskiceball, and from the same canon as canadianpopstar and suit_of_awesome, if not the same timeline.
-Gets crazier every season. This is fun to incorporate.
-Is originally a kindergarten teacher.
-And an artist!
-Is currently working at Strokes of Genius for a semester.
-Does not heart New Jersey.
-Is well-dressed! Let's not talk about how she got that way. *hides credit card statements*
-Looks like Willow.
-Is not Willow.

aeryn sun (farscape)
-Graduated in 2007 (oh dear god).
-Taught at Fandom this last semester, but has to go back to RL now. :(
-Is married to whitedeathpod.
-Has a son, Talyn, who is now almost eighteen months old.
-Is a former Peacekeeper, left three years ago, and can't really go home because of it.
-Looks human.
-Isn't.
-Has a weird thing about RISK.
-Can also probably kick your ass, unless you're one of the eight dozen she trained while in Fandom.
-Curses in Farscapese.

jaye tyler (wonderfalls)
-Hears and sees inanimate animals talk to her and tell her to do things.
-Wouldn't know what to do if they shut up.
-Is almost always carrying a wax lion in her purse.
-Is walking plot device.
-May be totally insane.
-Has the strangest conversation tangents. I claim no responsibility.
-Likes herself some bars.
-Will radio at every opportunity she gets, and expects to be known, dammit.
-Graduated in 2007, and is currently in her third year of college (one year at UCLA, starting her second year at Brown, suck it, Rory).

buffy summers (buffy the vampire slayer)
-Graduated in 2009.
-Is in her first year of college at UC Sunnydale.
-Is the third Buffy the game's had, and she is MINE. MINE MINE MINE.
-Can probably kick your ass, no matter how little she is.
-Is also probably armed.
-While just about everyone in canon is represented in the game, she is not from their times/realities.
-Is a child of pop culture.
-Remixes words to become new words.
-Kills undead things on a regular basis. Or when things invade. Whatever.
-I have way too much fun with her patrol posts.

brooke davis (one tree hill)
-Graduated in 2009.
-Is currently living in a hovel in New York City while she tries to get her clothing line, Clothes Over Bro's, started.
-Not from the same timeline as darkangelsawyer, but from the same canon.
-Is kind of a ho. Seriously, I've cultivated her list in the "slept with" column in the sex meme for a year and a half.
-Really just wants to be loved. Woe.
-Is often overconfident to mask serious self-esteem issues.
-Can be a total Mean Girl when she wants to.
-Gets mistaken for Jaina a lot, which she finds unfair since she is the one with that canon face.

me!
-I think my type is showing.
-Am on PST. IT IS TOO A REAL TIME ZONE.
-Work during the day, and my boss is super strict about Internet during working hours. I'm on early in the mornings till 7:15ish am PST, sometimes get on at lunch, and then am around after 5:30 pm. My availability will free up some once I move in February. \o/
-I am chickwithemo on AIM, and reachable at fall.in.two@gmail.com.
-Usually up for anything.
-Have had two glasses of egg nog without alcohol tonight. There is obviously something wrong with me.