Voicemail

[officetightass]

"You've reached Angela. I'm not here right now, or am ignoring your call, so leave a message and I'll get back to you. Don't just call and hang up. That's just rude."

Comments

[scruffnfeathers]

[from here]

"I don't know what a sandworm is, nor why I would have any desire to ride one with you, but I'm not entirely opposed to croquet. I would like to point out that if you miss me so much, perhaps coming to more than just the occasional sermon would be a good idea."

[officetightass]

[here!]