"You've reached Angela. I'm not here right now, or am ignoring your call, so leave a message and I'll get back to you. Don't just call and hang up. That's just rude."
"I don't know what a sandworm is, nor why I would have any desire to ride one with you, but I'm not entirely opposed to croquet. I would like to point out that if you miss me so much, perhaps coming to more than just the occasional sermon would be a good idea."
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"I don't know what a sandworm is, nor why I would have any desire to ride one with you, but I'm not entirely opposed to croquet. I would like to point out that if you miss me so much, perhaps coming to more than just the occasional sermon would be a good idea."
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"I'm not your peon so get your own damned pizza."
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"Oh honey, God doesn't care if you want to screw other girls. Go for it - good for you! ...As long as you never, never give me details."